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A Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york
airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the
authorities to call his name, he got fedup and went to them and asked
why they havent called his name yet.

They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as

'Anotherman Superman'

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the cop said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
The cop then asked, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gave the cop her license.
"I see, you are from Hoshairpur!," the cop said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"

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Probably some of you might have already read it somewhere.. still -

A well based Indian businessman drives in his scarlet red brand new Ferrari to a branch of Bank of New York in New York. The Indian applies for a loan of 2000 USD and shows his car as colleteral. The Bank officials are quite amused but still are very happy to get a Ferrari as a Colleteral for a sum as low as 2000 USD.

The Indian returns after a month to the branch and asks for the amount to be re-paid to close the loan account. The bank official tells that the figure is 2020 USD - that is an interest of 20 USD plus the principle amount of 2000. As the Indian is about to make the payment of 2020 USD, the official asks -

"Sir, don't feel otherwise, but while you were away, we have enquired about you and you happen to be the owner of a 100 million dollar empire. Why in the world have you applied for a loan of 2000 USD and kept a 50000 dollar Ferrari as a colleteral with us - I hope you don't mind asking me this question"

The Indian replies - " Well, you are right, and I was very concerned about my car as it is a prized possession of mine, but, no where else in New York, would I have got my car parked for a month for as low as 20 dollars. And that too being kept with utmost care and attention".

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Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.

The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick"

The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it"

The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue".
Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened? Who is that guy? "

One of the magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it"

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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, American scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Americans, in the weeks that followed, a Chinese archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the China Daily read: 'Chinese archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Americans'.

One week later, Gujarat Samachar, a local newspaper in India, reported the following:

After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Nadiad, in the Indian state of Gujarat, Ramjibhai, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ramjibhai has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, India had already gone wireless.

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Be very careful about spellings while typing SMSes. Recently, a single & a very minor spelling mistake caused a divorce.

A man who had been to Goa, sent a message to his wife back home...

"Having the most amazing & wonderful time. Wish you were her" (instead of 'here').